Nov. 13th, 2005 @ 01:48 am
I'm taller! I'm taller, oh dear Merlin I grew, I finally got taller!
I'm five foot two, now!
Hah! Take that! I'm not a midget.
You're still shorter than me, and that takes talent - I'm the short
version of Weasley.
But hurrah for the extra inch! It makes all the difference in the world.
I'm taller than Morgan now, although I'm still not as tall as Potter, and he's pretty short for a guy, too, but still I'm five two
It's not hard to be a bigger person than Morgan.
I know, she's so tiny I wonder sometimes that she doesn't blow away but still there's... it's almost gravity
or something I don't know what to call it.
But! Five two
Self-importance, I think, is the word you are looking for
I'm proud! We should celebrate somehow. With two
helpings of biscuits and tea, perhaps! Har.
Two! Yes! Two of everything tomorrow will be Day Two and it will be entirely to celebrate my twoness and there will be two of everything in its honour! Twice the tea! Twice the biscuits but only if they're chocolate! Twice the... er...
Well, you get the idea. Two!
Were you mumbling something ma fee?
I notice that you've taken on a bit of height. It looks well on you.
Tired of being bullied by the House Elves, eh?
Come and glory in chocolate coupons. I've had a parcel from home and do not need mine this month.
Chocolate, hurray, I shall have two to celebrate my two
inches above midgetdom, yay!
No, no good, I'd nick the drinks and then where would you be?
Drunken Ravenclaws are fun, though, I mean, so I've heard I've never actually seen such a thing of course because alcohol is very strictly forbidden in the school and we'd never actually bribe the house elves for a consigment of cider oh, no.
To the letter!
Although probably not always the spirit...
You're still titchy.
Lethal on a broom though, congrats on growing a wee bit taller!
Easy to be good on a broom when you don't weigh more than a third year, you know, although it makes walking in crosswinds a bit rough.
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