I have a reputation for recklessness in the cleverest House, and I admit that apparently my common sense is lacking, and I'm not smarter than the rest of them, just a bit more creative with its application, and I don't know when to keep my fat mouth shut, but everyone else, they're just uptight pricks, most of them. Gods, but I miss the Weasley twins! There hasn't been a decent prank since they left.
Ah, well. They had a marvellous exit, I'll give them that.